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December 2015

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What I got for Christmas

Hello!

I hope any and all of you reading this post had a wonderful festive season, whether you celebrate Christmas or not, I hope you enjoyed the little break you had from work/school/whatever.

Today I am here to share a few gifts I recieved for Christmas. Usually I hate Christmas hauls, as they seem a bit braggy and artificial to me at times. I know a lot of people simply do them because they’re requested or because it kinda is the big hot thing for bloggers/YouTubers this time of year, in fact, I think I’m rather late to the party, and it isn’t an ‘ego’ thing. But whatever, if it is, you do you and I’ll do me.

For me, this is more to document some of the things I was gifted by my brilliant family and friends, I couldn’t ask for better people in my life, except for Daisy Ridley. Daze, (can I call you Daze?), if you’re reading this, hmu.

I have a terrible memory, so this is my visual diary, and also, it’s an opportunity to photo some things on my marble vinyl.

The reason most of these pictures are at an angle is because of the bloody shadows cast by everything. I can’t control natural light, this is my one and only flaw.

LAPD’ 53 is a book about crimes committed in Los Angeles back in 1953, and it’s full of grissly pictures of murder scenes and explanations of how these things were committed. It’s the type of stuff I always find myself diving into late at night on cracked.com and then I’m not able to sleep. So you know what’s better? Having actual physical pictures of mutilated bodies!

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Lego Star Wars Advent Calendar

All of my social media has had a huge Star Wars overload lately. I am very sorry if you don’t like/care for Star Wars, and that is all I’ve clogged your timelines with.

This month has been a very huge month for Star Wars, and I celebrated this with a Lego Star Wars advent calendar! I bought this from firebox.com, but I know that you could buy these in store at the Lego store! This cost me £30.

The main reason I’m doing this post full of what I got in it is that I bought a vinyl marble sheet and wanted to try taking pictures on it for the first time, it went…okay. My camera was being temperamental and I’m seeing that a lot of these came out rather dark, and one came out SO BRIGHT.

Oh well, it’s all a learning curve.

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens Spoiler Free Review!

Last night, at 00:01, I sat in a theatre completely sold out, full of Star Wars fans anticipating the start of The Force Awakens, the 7th film in the Star Wars series, and the 7th chronologically.

The film is set 30 years after Return of the Jedi, which left the Empire crushed, however now, the First Order has risen, and the rebel alliance has had to evolve into the Resistance to survive. We follow a mix of fresh faces and well known old friends in the fight to bring peace to the galaxy once more.

This review will be split into Pros and Cons

Pros:

It feels like a Star Wars movie

This may sound obvious, but if you’ve seen the prequels, you’ll understand how a Star Wars film can feel nothing like Star Wars. JJ Abrams has successfully done that which it seemed couldn’t be done. The Force Awakens truly felt like we were back in the Star Wars universe, in the galaxy far, far away.

The Cast

The casting of this film was incredible. This is a breakout role for a few actors, namely Daisy Ridley (Rey) who absolutely nailed it, she is fantastic. John Boyega (Finn) did an amazing job, and managed to bring a real sense of humour to the role. Oscar Isaac (Poe Dameron) is quite possibly my favourite, Poe Dameron is a great character and I’m not sure anyone could have played him better.

Harrison Ford (Han Solo) is incredible back in the role as Han Solo after over 30 years, it is as if the last time he played Han was yesterday. There are no discrepancies in his performance in Return of the Jedi vs now. Carrie Fisher (Leia Organa) is also great, however for some reason I didn’t love her performance quite as much. I can’t put my finger on why, it could have been her writing, it could have been that Leia has matured more than Han as and so is a bit different, or maybe her performance. I kinda doubt the latter however!

Gwendoline Christie (Captain Phasma) did extremely well with her rather limited screen time.

Soundtrack

It’s a John Williams Star Wars soundtrack. I think that is enough said. His music can make any awful film better, i.e Duel of the Fates from The Phantom Menace soundtrack is one of my favourite pieces of music ever. I can’t wait for the soundtrack to come out in full.

He blended some old pieces together with new, including one of my favourites, Han Solo and the Princess. There was no way the soundtrack wasn’t going to be amazing.

Cinematography + Effects

I can’t go into detail here, but this film was visually stunning. At times, JJ definitely used the ‘show more, say less’ approach, which worked extremely well.

The mix of practical effects and CGI, for the most part, is great, especially with that now infamous scene from an early trailer, the X wings flying over a lake.

Badass women and diversity

The Original Trilogy did not have enough women, we had two named female characters, Leia and Mon Mothma, who features in all but a few scenes in one film. The Prequels didn’t have enough great women either, we had Padme and that was about it.

This film, we have Rey, the main character, who is female, and not sexualised, and not falling into the tropes that male writers tend to box women in as, looking at you, Moffat. She’s a character little girls who don’t love conventionally ‘girly’ things will adore.

And we have a female villain in the form of Captain Phasma, and also Leia as a General! The Star Wars universe is always in need of more women!

And the films new trio, Rey, Finn and Poe, is very diverse, with only one of the three being white. With the time we live in, ala Donald Trump, it’s great to see extremely mainstream media breaking down some barriers. Yes, I know there’s always more to be done, but this is a good step in the right direction.

Humour

This film is legitimately funny, and not ‘cheesy-cliche funny’, actually laugh out loud funny! The humour integrated really well into the rather serious world of Star Wars, and did not at all feel like Jar Jar Binks, misa so glad about that.

The next is going to be a mix of a con and a pro.

Storyline

I very much liked the storyline, however some are calling it lazy, which I understand. It almost feels recycled in a sense, but we already knew this from what was revealed early on. Although, I think not rushing in for a crazy new plot line when this is the first in a trilogy, and the first Star Wars film a lot of people will ever see, was a good idea. It will likely work better in the long run than it feels right now.

Cons:

Captain Phasma

Gwendoline Christie was severely underused as Captain Phasma, especially considering the amount of merchandise and promotion she has had. And Christie is a fantastic actress, it’s a shame we didn’t see more of her.

Plot holes

Maybe plot holes isn’t the best word, but there are definitely somethings which don’t add up or completely make sense, maybe they will soon enough, but right now they don’t.

CGI

The CGI wasn’t perfect at times. It was truly incredible for the vast majority of the film, but every now and then it felt a little unauthentic.

2 MORE YEARS

We have to wait 2 YEARS FOR THE NEXT ONE

Overall, I’d give this film a solid 8/10. It was a classic Star Wars film, it was more then enjoyable, it was a fantastic movie.

In order of ranking the 7 films, from best to worst, I’d go:

Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Episode IV: A New Hope

Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Episode I: The Phantom Menace

I didn’t expect The Force Awakens to be so good as to sit in with the Original Trilogy, but it was!

 

Right now, IMDB has it at 9.0/10.0, and Rotten Tomatoes has it at 95% with 188 reviews, and at 92% from over 110,000 audience members.

This is definitely the film of the year, so go and see it now! BEFORE YOU GET SPOILED!

Thanks for reading, and may the force be with you!

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My Year in Music

This picture is so grainy, but natural light is a luxury during winter in the UK

Today Spotify released their ‘Year in Music’ feature, which tells you all about your music preferences throughout the year as well as what was popular globally! This is the first year I’ve had Spotify for long enough to get the benefit of Year in Music, as last year I only started using Spotify again, after not using it for years, in December.

If you don’t like Maroon 5, turn back now.
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Christmas Jumpers!

Happy 3rd of December!!

The glorious month has finally come! It’s time to get festive. Except I don’t feel majorly festive yet, apart from the fact I’ve been eating mince pies almost everyday since November 1st, and that I get to wear a Christmas uniform to work! I might change my bedsheets to my Christmas bedsheets actually, that will get me festive. (Yes, I am the type of person who has Christmas bedsheets)

I should really watch a Christmas film to get into the festive spirit, but with The Force Awakens a mere TWO WEEKS away, I am all wrapped up in Star Wars.

So anyway, to get back on track, I have been getting into the festive spirit with Christmas jumpers! I’m a 50 year old Dad at heart, with a student budget, so Primark this time of year is my heaven. But also hell because it’s about as busy as you’d expect a store to be at Christmas. To my fellow brethren who will be working retail over Christmas, may the odds be ever in our favour.

This Christmas jumper is the newest addition to my collection, can you call 3 a collection?

This is from Primark and cost £15, this is from this year’s range and so should still be available.

See what I meant about being a 50 year old dad? I’m not here for the silly Christmas jumper designs, I want something that is patterned, and makes people think I’m a mature student when I sit down in lecture.

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